Funny Promised Land Joke

the Promised Land

2,000 years ago Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount =
your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land."=20

200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your =
shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the =
Promised Land."=20


Last week the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos, throw away =
your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels, we're giving you the =
Promised Land."=20


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