Funny One-Liners

One-Liners

I have found that nothing written in fine print is ever
good news.

It is so embarrassing watching your boss do something
you declared could not be done.

You soon find out that a revolving charge is the kind
of credit that keeps your interest up.

Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands,"
someone scribbled: I waited and waited, but I finally
washed them myself.

Some people are born in ignorance, while others strive
their whole lives to achieve it. --C.J. Rose

My strange behavior as a child is easily explained; I
was training to be an adult.

My life is already complicated enough, without trying
to introduce organization into it.

I know so little that it astonishes me how many people
know even less.


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